Nazi going to invade Malaysia because of it's Internet

Alright, I'm kidding, again. Being depressingly alone at home in the morning of Raya Haji (some sort of holiday in Malaysia, if you're an idiot) makes me a funnier man. At least I hope so.

Well, if you're a Malaysian or ever been one, you'll know how pain-in-the-ass the internet is here. They block & throttle everything from torrents to rapidshare. Even for a youtube video to fully loaded, you'll have to wait about the same amount of time your pubic hair takes to grow an inch (no, my pubic hair doesn't grow that fast, it was just an over-exaggeration). And you can forget about watching videos on those colored tube websites (redtube.com, bluetube.com etc). Believe me, those sites are useless if you're horny and thinking about masturbating over some internet porn. Your sperms probably swim out of your testicle through your small dick faster than the data crawl from the server to your computer. Literally.