This is what we Malays call it "Apam"

This is Beyonce's younger sister, Solange Knowles (if I got the spelling right, because I just give a shit about her sister). And there she goes at LGBT Pride parade in San Francisco. She's stupid. Why on earth would you get your sexy on infront of the gays? Like they will care. Oh, I got it. For the lesbians, and good job on that, Solange.

Ew Madonna. Ew. I don't like you anymore.

Just imagine how her pussy would look like.

I think Anna Kournikova got herpes from Tiger Woods.

Though she walks like a sasquatch on the beach and kids probably run away crying when they see her, her hot ass is kinda forgiving. I'd totally do her but her constant vajayjay scratching is kinda turn me off. :-|

Gaga is a chick. Shit. I just knew.

AUW EM GEE! Finally she had the balls (or not.) to flash her boobs and a pinch of pussy for us to enjoy. Well, they're not worthy to masturbate over, anyway. Sigh.

Hey Gaga, is your phone so crappy that you have stand at the edge of balcony to get reception, or you were just really hungry for attention? Oh whatever. It doesnt matter, you still suck.

Adrianne Curry pwns WoW n00bs

Here's something for you, WoW fags. This chicks who won first season of America's Next Top Model sure knows how to play World of Warcraft.

Ew Serena. That's gross.

There you go tennis fags. It's your idols black titties right there. Go get happy now.

World food crisis is just as bullshit as global warming. Evidence below.

Now who the fuck said we're having food crisis? We're not, morons. And I should get nobel prize for this.

OK Mom.

Which ass is nicer to falls on? Gaga or JLo?

We all were blessed with the humor of the century when JLo fell flat on her tight ass during the AMA. I personally laughed my ass off so hard that I too could falls on it too because this was so inspiring. Well, she said it was not accidentally done and it was part of her choreography. Like we care. Also she said she was embarrassed by the incident. What? Why should you be embarrased by something you did intentionally? Confusing whore.

Lucky for her, we tend to easily forget things that she's done (and that includes everything, I mean everything). So let's talk about something we care. Gaga. She's now on tour for her new album and her recent concert in Montreal (which I don't know where the hell is that) was kinda awesome. She fell on her ass too. You just couldn't lose, couldn't you Gaga?

Englishman married a malay tranny

This news is rather odd and disturbing. A Malay transexual who named him/herself as Fatine had successfully conned a Brit lad to marry her (nah, he was more than willing to do so). Go man-girl!

The story goes as they met each other at KLSissy's Starbuck (Lady boys please take note) in Kuala Lumpur a few months back. They probably went "ooh aah" with each other's cock and decided to get married soon after that. To make you puke even further, the guy who named Ian said he was charmed by their chemistry and intimacy and was lucky that he found that tranny to suck his cock every single night. They were happily living with each other in the UK since then.

Enough with the gaypy ending, now it's been said she might be deported back to Malaysia as her tourist visa will expired this December.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against homosexuality but two dudes marrying each other is just wrong; I don't see the point of it. So good luck to them and may they breed a lot of half-blooded offsprings in the future. Oh wait, she's a dude. Shit!