Britney gonna get a divorce again

Wait, what? LOL I'm kidding. She did not (yet) re-marry herself to any douche after those gazillion times of divorce she's been through, and that I think is kinda weird and unusual for her. But rumors say she gonna get married (again?) soon. Ah, now the title above starting to make sense to you, because we all know where this is going! Here's a clue: She gonna get divorced again, soon after the marriage. OK, that probably the worst clue ever but whatever!

The point is she's lucky enough to find another brain-fucked asshole to eat her leftover pussy every night. Good job, Britney!


Britney is telling friends she’s ready to marry her boyfriend Jason Trawick. And all it took was her boys’ blessing to convince her to move ahead with plans for her third wedding in five years.
“Britney said she does not have a doubt in her mind that she wants to spend the rest of her life with Jason,” a source close to the couple tells OK!. “She has already discussed marriage with him, and they are both excited about a romantic wedding.”

All and all, I'm happy for her that she's so enthusiastic in husband-collecting hobby. Hey, it's better for her to spend her free time breaking the "The Bitch with Most Husbands" world record rather than lip-syncing while jumping on stage or shaving her head to look like a retarded female alien.

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