Englishman married a malay tranny

This news is rather odd and disturbing. A Malay transexual who named him/herself as Fatine had successfully conned a Brit lad to marry her (nah, he was more than willing to do so). Go man-girl!

The story goes as they met each other at KLSissy's Starbuck (Lady boys please take note) in Kuala Lumpur a few months back. They probably went "ooh aah" with each other's cock and decided to get married soon after that. To make you puke even further, the guy who named Ian said he was charmed by their chemistry and intimacy and was lucky that he found that tranny to suck his cock every single night. They were happily living with each other in the UK since then.

Enough with the gaypy ending, now it's been said she might be deported back to Malaysia as her tourist visa will expired this December.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against homosexuality but two dudes marrying each other is just wrong; I don't see the point of it. So good luck to them and may they breed a lot of half-blooded offsprings in the future. Oh wait, she's a dude. Shit!

Miranda Kerr finally separated from Victoria Secret

No, not really. The thing is, this time she didn't wear her favourite Victoria's Secret bra while walking on the runway, which is odd and Nostradamus and the Mayan would probably predict it'll be the end of the world if they knew about this. In fact, she did not wear any bra at all. She threw some sort of see thru outfit on herself, braless, and walked confidently on the runway, which is awesome.

I found it hard to post anything related to her here because it takes quite a long time to do it; 5 minutes to google her pictures + 20 minutes of back-to-back masturbations over those + 3 minutes to run over to the bathroom a couple of times to wash the sperms of my hands. That's like 28 minutes. But I'll do it anyway because I know this make you pervs happy.

Go gaga over Lady GaGa: New album released

After her first album, The Fame, now she release yet another album with "The Fame" words in it. And just by shoving the "monster" word into the title would automatically make it new again. And we can thank God that she only recycles the title (and not the songs) to save the environment. Links to download the full album below.

Track List:

1. Bad Romance

2. Alejandro

3. Monster

4. Speechless

5. Dance In The Dark

6. Telephone (featuring Beyonce)

7. So Happy I Could Die

8. Teeth

http://rapidshare.com/files/312792694/LGTFM_junglewarez.com.rar

Rihanna's new album: Rated-R

No, it's not really rated-R by any censorship body, but Rihanna herself; and this she thinks would make her new album sounds more cool. No one can really blame her for this because she really need the attention to sell her new album; after all those crying in front of camera and nipslips photos, this is really the last resort. I'm kidding. Don't get mad on me now Illuminati-loving Rihanna fans. I apologize and provide you the link to download her album for free as the compensation.

Track List:

1. Mad House

2. Wait Your Turn

3. Hard (featuring Jeezy)

4. Stupid In Love

5. Rockstar 101 (featuring Slash)

6. Russian Roulette

7. Fire Bomb

8. Rude Boy

9. Photographs (featuring Will.i.am)

10.G4L

11.Te Amo

12.Cold Case Love

13.The Last Song

http://rapidshare.com/files/312796347/RRR_junglewarez.com.rar

Miley Cyrus was hot on her 17th birthday

I know you perverts who don't wanna be a pedophile screaming "Yay I another year to go for her to be legal" out loud now. There's no reason for you not to. Look at her, she's hot like a dog. Now come to papa and lick my peanut butter covered balls.

Rihanna doesn't want to feel left out in the nip-slip war

"Girl, if you don't show your nipple to the world, they won't give a shit about you."

So because of that, for Rihanna she "had" to show her black nipple to the paparazzis for them to snap some of the goodies during the Women of The Year Award in NY; because crying in front of the camera for the national TV about how your ex beat the shit out of your gut won't help you to get as much-needed attention, if compared to this. And probably because she just don't want to lose in this hollywood nip-slip war, I don't know and don't really care, as long as the titties photos keep coming.

Mariah Carey is a witch

I was not kidding and I'm pretty sure I am right. Recently when she was in the UK her new film Precious on GMTV, she made a pretty bizarre demands. And just last week, reports surfaced that she insisted on being surrounded by 20 white kittens and 100 white doves for her appearance at a Christmas lighting event in London. She also reportedly demanded to be showered in butterfly-shaped confetti during the end of her performance.

Why in earth she wanted 20 white kittens and 100 white doves for? My oh my I can't imagine her sitting backstage while sucking those poor animals' blood out of their body so she can be immortal.

Lady GaGa: "I felt like a freak in highschool"

"I didn't fit in in high school, and I felt like a freak. So I like to create this atmosphere for my fans where they feel like they have a freak in me to hang out with, and they don't feel alone."

Girl, you're still a freak. But I guess every of her fans can dress as weird, and be one like her. In fact, it's so easy. Go and steal some of your mom's curtains around the house and wrap it around your body and voila, you're the Lady GaGa's long-lost twin.

Amy Winehouse bought herself a new pair of tits

After she got bored with cocaine or whatever type of drugs that could make her high, now she switched her interest to silicon instead, and she had shove those into her tits. They were so big that it spilled out of her dress, literally.

Last month after the Q award while she was a restaurant called Gaucho in London, paparazzis were blessed with her magnificent pair of boobs and a sight of her nipple. I couldn't say her new tits are ugly, because I kinda like it and it definitely helps her to look more and more like a Hollywood-made star.

People don't like Sarah Palin's son's hairy armpit

I don't know much (I meant I don't know shit) about this dude except he's the baby son of US female politician Sarah Palin and he did an almost-nude photoshoot for Playgirl. The leaked photos were all over the internet (and perverted chicks/gays' hard drives and they probably were happily masturbating over these photos for about a week now). For those who didn't have the chance to make their vaginas and gay penises happy over his nude pictures, there you go:

Apparently some perverts over there in the States do not favor his hairy armpits for no reason.

A guy named Nathan Minor (LOL at his name) said:

"The only problem -- his hairy armpits! We take only mostly shaved guys. He should also focus on his diet to help him get a bit harder. He doesn't have to go the fitness-y hard look, but he could tighten up a little bit. His body is a little soft. But he has good hair and a great face. He's definitely Chippendales material. Anytime he wants to do the show, he's more than welcome!"

Okay faggot, your comment is much appreciated. Thank you. The end.

Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford lost virginity to a MILF

Well, not recently. When he was 18. He and Lorenzo Lamas, alias Shauna Sand (oh, I know this MILF) who is an ex-porn star met each other at a college party (What the hell was this old lady doing at a college party?).

She said:

"He was so incredibly beautiful — I immediately fell in love with him! I even gave him a key to my apartment."

Oh boy. We all know what happened after that; he scored an old pussy for his first one. I felt pity for him despite the fact that he admitted she was so good at sucking his fresh 18 years-old penis.

A friend of him said:

"Chace told me, 'Shauna was the first girl I ever had sex with! She blew my mind, and I'll never forget it!'"

I guess the first one always the best one, in this case even you had an expired vagina.

Nazi going to invade Malaysia because of it's Internet

Alright, I'm kidding, again. Being depressingly alone at home in the morning of Raya Haji (some sort of holiday in Malaysia, if you're an idiot) makes me a funnier man. At least I hope so.

Well, if you're a Malaysian or ever been one, you'll know how pain-in-the-ass the internet is here. They block & throttle everything from torrents to rapidshare. Even for a youtube video to fully loaded, you'll have to wait about the same amount of time your pubic hair takes to grow an inch (no, my pubic hair doesn't grow that fast, it was just an over-exaggeration). And you can forget about watching videos on those colored tube websites (redtube.com, bluetube.com etc). Believe me, those sites are useless if you're horny and thinking about masturbating over some internet porn. Your sperms probably swim out of your testicle through your small dick faster than the data crawl from the server to your computer. Literally.

Britney gonna get a divorce again

Wait, what? LOL I'm kidding. She did not (yet) re-marry herself to any douche after those gazillion times of divorce she's been through, and that I think is kinda weird and unusual for her. But rumors say she gonna get married (again?) soon. Ah, now the title above starting to make sense to you, because we all know where this is going! Here's a clue: She gonna get divorced again, soon after the marriage. OK, that probably the worst clue ever but whatever!

The point is she's lucky enough to find another brain-fucked asshole to eat her leftover pussy every night. Good job, Britney!

Britney is telling friends she’s ready to marry her boyfriend Jason Trawick. And all it took was her boys’ blessing to convince her to move ahead with plans for her third wedding in five years.
“Britney said she does not have a doubt in her mind that she wants to spend the rest of her life with Jason,” a source close to the couple tells OK!. “She has already discussed marriage with him, and they are both excited about a romantic wedding.”

All and all, I'm happy for her that she's so enthusiastic in husband-collecting hobby. Hey, it's better for her to spend her free time breaking the "The Bitch with Most Husbands" world record rather than lip-syncing while jumping on stage or shaving her head to look like a retarded female alien.

Girls, Rihanna wants you to send your naked pictures to your BF

Yes! You heard me right. You all know the recently-leaked nude pictures of her; those she posed naked infront of mirrors and camwhoring like no tomorrow, right? OK, alright, I'm kind enough to attach those here so you pervs won't have to press CTRL + tab to google her naked pictures while your other hand is on your crotch.

Enough with the drooling. Now she made a public statement regarding this saying:

"It was humiliating and it was embarrassing - especially my mum having to see that and it was two days before Mother's Day"

Yet she said those photos were "hot" and added:

"If you don't send your naked pictures to your boyfriend, I feel bad for him"

It all make sense now why her songs were dumb as fuck; she's just a plain idiot!

Beyonce has a tight pussy

For all those years we've been readying our hands and KY Jelly to masturbate over her, yet what she gave was just some skanky cockteasing moves on stage. Wait a minute, now it's a dream comes true for you perverts. She finally (accidentally) showed her juicy wet pussy for you nigga hags to masturbate over.