Miranda Kerr finally separated from Victoria Secret

No, not really. The thing is, this time she didn't wear her favourite Victoria's Secret bra while walking on the runway, which is odd and Nostradamus and the Mayan would probably predict it'll be the end of the world if they knew about this. In fact, she did not wear any bra at all. She threw some sort of see thru outfit on herself, braless, and walked confidently on the runway, which is awesome.

I found it hard to post anything related to her here because it takes quite a long time to do it; 5 minutes to google her pictures + 20 minutes of back-to-back masturbations over those + 3 minutes to run over to the bathroom a couple of times to wash the sperms of my hands. That's like 28 minutes. But I'll do it anyway because I know this make you pervs happy.

Go gaga over Lady GaGa: New album released

After her first album, The Fame, now she release yet another album with "The Fame" words in it. And just by shoving the "monster" word into the title would automatically make it new again. And we can thank God that she only recycles the title (and not the songs) to save the environment. Links to download the full album below.

Track List:

1. Bad Romance

2. Alejandro

3. Monster

4. Speechless

5. Dance In The Dark

6. Telephone (featuring Beyonce)

7. So Happy I Could Die

8. Teeth

http://rapidshare.com/files/312792694/LGTFM_junglewarez.com.rar

Rihanna's new album: Rated-R

No, it's not really rated-R by any censorship body, but Rihanna herself; and this she thinks would make her new album sounds more cool. No one can really blame her for this because she really need the attention to sell her new album; after all those crying in front of camera and nipslips photos, this is really the last resort. I'm kidding. Don't get mad on me now Illuminati-loving Rihanna fans. I apologize and provide you the link to download her album for free as the compensation.

Track List:

1. Mad House

2. Wait Your Turn

3. Hard (featuring Jeezy)

4. Stupid In Love

5. Rockstar 101 (featuring Slash)

6. Russian Roulette

7. Fire Bomb

8. Rude Boy

9. Photographs (featuring Will.i.am)

10.G4L

11.Te Amo

12.Cold Case Love

13.The Last Song

http://rapidshare.com/files/312796347/RRR_junglewarez.com.rar

Miley Cyrus was hot on her 17th birthday

I know you perverts who don't wanna be a pedophile screaming "Yay I another year to go for her to be legal" out loud now. There's no reason for you not to. Look at her, she's hot like a dog. Now come to papa and lick my peanut butter covered balls.

Rihanna doesn't want to feel left out in the nip-slip war

"Girl, if you don't show your nipple to the world, they won't give a shit about you."

So because of that, for Rihanna she "had" to show her black nipple to the paparazzis for them to snap some of the goodies during the Women of The Year Award in NY; because crying in front of the camera for the national TV about how your ex beat the shit out of your gut won't help you to get as much-needed attention, if compared to this. And probably because she just don't want to lose in this hollywood nip-slip war, I don't know and don't really care, as long as the titties photos keep coming.

Mariah Carey is a witch

I was not kidding and I'm pretty sure I am right. Recently when she was in the UK her new film Precious on GMTV, she made a pretty bizarre demands. And just last week, reports surfaced that she insisted on being surrounded by 20 white kittens and 100 white doves for her appearance at a Christmas lighting event in London. She also reportedly demanded to be showered in butterfly-shaped confetti during the end of her performance.

Why in earth she wanted 20 white kittens and 100 white doves for? My oh my I can't imagine her sitting backstage while sucking those poor animals' blood out of their body so she can be immortal.

Lady GaGa: "I felt like a freak in highschool"

"I didn't fit in in high school, and I felt like a freak. So I like to create this atmosphere for my fans where they feel like they have a freak in me to hang out with, and they don't feel alone."

Girl, you're still a freak. But I guess every of her fans can dress as weird, and be one like her. In fact, it's so easy. Go and steal some of your mom's curtains around the house and wrap it around your body and voila, you're the Lady GaGa's long-lost twin.

Amy Winehouse bought herself a new pair of tits

After she got bored with cocaine or whatever type of drugs that could make her high, now she switched her interest to silicon instead, and she had shove those into her tits. They were so big that it spilled out of her dress, literally.

Last month after the Q award while she was a restaurant called Gaucho in London, paparazzis were blessed with her magnificent pair of boobs and a sight of her nipple. I couldn't say her new tits are ugly, because I kinda like it and it definitely helps her to look more and more like a Hollywood-made star.

People don't like Sarah Palin's son's hairy armpit

I don't know much (I meant I don't know shit) about this dude except he's the baby son of US female politician Sarah Palin and he did an almost-nude photoshoot for Playgirl. The leaked photos were all over the internet (and perverted chicks/gays' hard drives and they probably were happily masturbating over these photos for about a week now). For those who didn't have the chance to make their vaginas and gay penises happy over his nude pictures, there you go:

Apparently some perverts over there in the States do not favor his hairy armpits for no reason.

A guy named Nathan Minor (LOL at his name) said:

"The only problem -- his hairy armpits! We take only mostly shaved guys. He should also focus on his diet to help him get a bit harder. He doesn't have to go the fitness-y hard look, but he could tighten up a little bit. His body is a little soft. But he has good hair and a great face. He's definitely Chippendales material. Anytime he wants to do the show, he's more than welcome!"

Okay faggot, your comment is much appreciated. Thank you. The end.

Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford lost virginity to a MILF

Well, not recently. When he was 18. He and Lorenzo Lamas, alias Shauna Sand (oh, I know this MILF) who is an ex-porn star met each other at a college party (What the hell was this old lady doing at a college party?).

She said:

"He was so incredibly beautiful — I immediately fell in love with him! I even gave him a key to my apartment."

Oh boy. We all know what happened after that; he scored an old pussy for his first one. I felt pity for him despite the fact that he admitted she was so good at sucking his fresh 18 years-old penis.

A friend of him said:

"Chace told me, 'Shauna was the first girl I ever had sex with! She blew my mind, and I'll never forget it!'"

I guess the first one always the best one, in this case even you had an expired vagina.